This Is My Subconscious Talking to Me

SUNDAY. 2:22am. Oct 21. #LCSASU After Startup School’s AfterParty that me and undergrads hosted…

By Larry Chiang

buzzed goal setting on a Sat night while hopped up on MOUNTAIN DEW (err the adult version called LARGE VANILLA ICE BLENDED FROM COFFEE BEAN): Sit on 24 Boards. Charge each #csMajorCEO team $60k.

my value for charging $59,999.99…: – Double your shareholder equity or your money back – Real world insurance from getting fired from your own Mini Company Concept (read: ‘startup’) – 1/5th the dilution because I will help you execute patterns and help you with the execution of iterating on the patterns (other VCs will shove money down your throat and sit back and pattern recognize. You will have to pattern iterate / pattern replicate. – Bring back the “old school” Board of Directors that get paid $150k to sit in on three meeting when its going great… 12 meetings/ year when its not. Remember, I am Chinese so I take less money RE: $59999.99 and do more than the $150k – Think of me as a R2D2. Google “Larry Chiang R2D2 VC vs C3PO GP” (Plot spoiler: I speak at LP events on “What an R2D2 Can Teach a Stanford MBA GP VC” and have a dozen articles about this topic. And “7 Questions LPs Should be asking their GPs” – Expect to cry more because everyone cries when they become a MILLIONAIRE – I will show you how to hide your wealth (No not from the IRS, but from people that mooch you for your $$ – Remember, I am a heck of a good time to crash conferences with. Yes, you will crash entire industries where you go from “crasher to VIP”. Yes, google that too biatch

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