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What a Supermodel Can Teach a Playboy Model About Party Networking at the Super Bowl

by Larry Chiang on February 4, 2013

By Larry Chiang

As a supermodel attending my umpteenth SuperBowl party, I have a few tips for the soon-to-be-initiated.

My expertise as a supermodel?! Kinda extensive. What took me 11 years of hard supermodelling networking work, all y’all playboy models get access for right now. Because you’re kinda hot.

-1- It’s all layers of VIP

VIPs are ranked in a very imperfect method. I’m saying that dude that is in super uber secret VIP may not.

Remember a PR associate from LA vetted the list. He is not exactly a rocket scientist. You will have to filter VIPs on your own so master this next networking tip:

-2- Character Compass

Reading a person is what used to happen. Character compassing is seeing where that persons soul is going as a vector.

Reading a person is a snapshot view of where they are at right now. Static. A vector has magnitude and direction. For example, a rising beta male might be easier to network with than a Rich Eisen or Matt Forte there at the Maxim party. But finding the next Brian “Breakfast” Rice in the form of Kevin Solhjoo is possible.

-3- Google People On-the-spot.

Every playboy playmate I have ever HUNG out with filters and character compasses like this: Facebook adds them as a friend COMBINED with google-ing them days later.

No, no, no. We supermodels use our iPhone 9 to google people on the spot. (It’s an upgraded iPhone 9 if Steve Jobs texts your iPhone 4.) By Googling on-the-spot, you can see if they have a name that auto-fills.

Plus, most legitimate, older male executives that did not go to a great college, avoid Facebook. So, trolling ten pages deep into their photo album to character compass them really will not work.

-4- Network with Other Women

As a playmate, you should have a goal to meet a female at an event and be mentored by one woman. I blog as a woman and did this video about woman-to-woman mentorship. EMBED

Charming a woman can go beyond complimenting a potential playmate on her shoes. You can get mentored about simple topics such as entrepreneurially finding an internship. For example, you can say “Hey, I saw you talking to Larry Chiang. You think that ENGR 145 offer is legit?! I mean it sounds too great to be true”

Yes Kayla Diamond, Gabrielle Haney, Lily Chung, Leslie Kietche (sp?), Caroline (I didnt get your last name), Molly (I didnt get your last name), Cassie (I didnt get your last name), Katherine (I didnt get your last name), etc, you should get an internship in Silicon Valley, take ENGR 145, study this “Lemonade and Gua Gua Guacamole” video FIRST

It moves you to the right on the Playboy-pseudo-Playmate model bell curve.

These are ENGR145’s Anchor Concepts via acronyms you gotta get good at Googling…

Yes, I’m Larry Chiang, male supermodel (hetero) that hands out homework assignments to hawties I meet at the Playboy party line. Remember, the ENGR 145 comp is only if you master ENGR 145 via the video above. If you have a friend you want to add, have them sign up at Stanford

Make sure you take steps to follow up after meeting me and I will help you master those concepts. Step one is texting the cell that you added to you phone: 650-283-8008 LINK “Real CELL PHONE OF LARRY CHIANG to

It was nice meeting you in New Orleans. No, do not join me in MBFW for New York Fashion Week February 7-14 (LINK TO “Who is Larry Chiang Here at MBFW)

End always on article.

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