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What They DO Teach You in MS&E and EE204 About Managing Alpha Females on Your Board of Directors

by Larry Chiang on December 10, 2013

By Larry Chiang
This blog post is intimidating (but educational!)

Mark Suster (@msuster)
Why You’re Not Getting the Most out of Your Board

ENGR145 inside of MS&E 
EE204 will have this as extra credit?
I wanted to call this article 
You at
Engineering (open source, no TM, no copyright. ON ANY ALL OF MY WRITINGS. JUST STEAL FROM ME MY INTELLECTUAL SEXY brain PROPERTY. Seriously. No copyright
I, Larry Chiang, grant you permission to repurpose, Re transmit or otherwise broadcast my great brain’s knowledge
Yes, I’m Americas best natural resource*
*Two presidents, 12 members of Congress and one FTC chair and one fed reserve chairman told me I was in 2000
Ok, so step one to making Mr Suster’s blog post real and a reality
-1- Set the goal to fire me 

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
You’re startup becomes a company after you, as a founder, fire a board member. 1st. Fire. Me. 🙂 #SXSW

Listen up you li’l snot nosed bitchezz at Arrillaga’s Entrepreneurship Triangle on the effen FARM…, I’m here for the giggles and the shitz

It is #hiLarryAss to hire fire me
Step 2. Do a 1:1 call
Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
1:1 calls = critical RT @msuster: Why You’re Not Getting the Most out of Your Board

Download my party calendar ( because iPhone to iPhone phone calls are just SO INTIMIDATING

My real calendar is under “SAMPLE”. Lol lol, kids at UT will sell my sxsw party calendar at a “LARRY CHIANG 100% Affiliate PROGRAM

Just stalk me !

I’m 6’5″ 222 pounds and look like THIS 

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
Board of Directors “Experience” at SXSW, executing @msuster‘s blog post @FSAustin #SXSW
THE last one I did was with Tim Draper. Lol Ryan E Shea produced it from beginning to end. Yes, that same ryan from Princeton who has that hot startup
The Board of Directors “Experience” at SXSW is Saturday at 1:00AM (one hour after midnight Friday night 
Saturday March 8. 1:00AM

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