What They DO Teach You in MS&E and EE204 About Managing Alpha Females on Your Board of Directors

By Larry Chiang

This blog post is intimidating (but educational!)

	Mark Suster (@msuster)
12/9/13, 2:00 PM Why You’re Not Getting the Most out of Your Board bothsid.es/iLz

ENGR145 inside of MS&E

EE204 will have this as extra credit?

I wanted to call this article

What

They

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You at

Stanford

Engineering (open source, no TM, no copyright. ON ANY ALL OF MY WRITINGS. JUST STEAL FROM ME MY INTELLECTUAL SEXY brain PROPERTY. Seriously. No copyright

I, Larry Chiang, grant you permission to repurpose, Re transmit or otherwise broadcast my great brain’s knowledge

Yes, I’m Americas best natural resource*

*Two presidents, 12 members of Congress and one FTC chair and one fed reserve chairman told me I was in 2000

Ok, so step one to making Mr Suster’s blog post real and a reality

-1- Set the goal to fire me

	Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
12/10/13, 7:41 AM You’re startup becomes a company after you, as a founder, fire a board member. 1st. Fire. Me. 🙂 #SXSW

Listen up you li’l snot nosed bitchezz at Arrillaga’s Entrepreneurship Triangle on the effen FARM…, I’m here for the giggles and the shitz

It is #hiLarryAss to hire fire me

Step 2. Do a 1:1 call

	Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
12/9/13, 11:37 PM 1:1 calls = critical RT @msuster: Why You’re Not Getting the Most out of Your Board flip.it/iIIfK

Download my party calendar (https://bit.ly/buster11) because iPhone to iPhone phone calls are just SO INTIMIDATING

My real calendar is under “SAMPLE”. Lol lol, kids at UT will sell my sxsw party calendar at a “LARRY CHIANG 100% Affiliate PROGRAM

Just stalk me !

I’m 6’5″ 222 pounds and look like THIS

	Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
12/10/13, 7:40 AM Board of Directors “Experience” at SXSW, executing @msuster‘s blog post @FSAustin bit.ly/msuster710 #SXSW

THE last one I did was with Tim Draper. Lol Ryan E Shea produced it from beginning to end. Yes, that same ryan from Princeton who has that hot startup

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