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What A High School Hero, College Zero Can Teach an NFL All Star About Dating and Marriage

by Larry Chiang on November 2, 2012

By Larry Chiang

I have a column about what they don’t teach in school. I address issues that traditional media cannot. Marrying as a millionaire that plays with balls is not something LSU has in their basket-weaving curriculum

Yes, I’m making fun of you mr 6’6″ 290 LB athlete that runs a 40 yard dash faster than my 6’5″ 222lb frame.

Anyway, you’re the better athlete. I’m the smarter street smart mentor. I said smart twice not because I speak like an engineer that taught street smarts at Stanford University, but because I’m emphasizing I’m smart. You agents’ mentors’ mentor is my mentor. Do the math and track my MMPPI (mentor mentions per press interview).

The anchor concepts to marriage and dating that I’ll preview here. Text my cell what you would like explained or expanded

-1- Before you bang her, run her credit

Credit scores have a direct correlation to delayed gratification. Delayed gratification is why we (err you) wake up at 6am only to have a pasty white dude scream at us while they stretch us– yes, I’m making fun of you

Running a credit score is possible to do with her consent without any negative ramifications

Yes, I speak to NFL rookies at camp about FICO and credit.

-2- Ask yourself if you’re gonna cheat on her

Me and my other mentor, Remmy Oxley calculated CPB. Cost per bang. When you cheat, your CPB skyrockets. Just ask Tiger Woods. He didn’t read my NY Times bestseller’s chapter 7. It’s on Sex

-3- Run her by your agent

Before you get in over deep, have your agent meet her.

Sports agents are professional at figuring out if your wife is going to be Yoko Ono and macro psychotic.

I’ve got a bunch more so I write them out after I pick up my 1992 BMW in mint condition. I am driving it to pick up the new gf because if she likes it, she stays. If she scoffs at it, I’m leaving mid-sushi. Roll

ENGR145’s Anchor Concept: Lemonade and Gua Gua Guacamole

It moves you to the right on the entrepreneur bell curve

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