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11:11 is my goal of getting duck9 consumers lots of 1s.

24 1's in a row equals a 750 FICO.

A "one" is an on-time payment in credit reporting code.

A '9'=charged off bad-debt. You wanna duck 9s.

Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge (Duck 9's on your credit report. 9's are charge-offs)

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By Larry Chiang
I’ve got $250,000 to give away $15.05 at a time. Coding will help you execute “signature business subroutines”. Coding with a dash of sales skills will help you a lot. Coding is kinda easy. Here is $15.05
I code and you should too. 
CEO of Duck9, Larry (@6502838008)
1st hour of you learning to code: “Hello world. PayPal me $15.05. Thank You” duck9.com/blog/uncategor…

So you’re saying, “Hello world. PayPal me $15.05.” Specifically, you’re saying: hello Larry Chiang. PayPal me a very specific dollar amount after very specific, very simple tasks.

1/ get a wordpress blog
2/ get a PayPal button
Embed a PayPal button for $15.05. 
Google: “embed PayPal button into wordpress” (obviously, you’re going to need a PayPal account that links to your personal identity. Obviously, it’s one offer per person. I was around when PayPal was paying $10 per email address, not lol)
3/ Link to *this* blog post. Ideally, from a U.S. address (This is available only to North American residents living in America, Canada or Mexico with a new wordpress account. By new, I mean a wordpress blog started after this post went live)
Note: I am a Stanford University athletic booster. So, if you’re a student athlete at Stanford, I can’t pay you. Also, if you’re a student athlete in high school — I also can’t pay you.
/4/ Trackbacks. 
I’ll PayPal you $15.05 when I see your work. WordPress automatically emails me when a trackback gets tracked back. 
5/ You’re welcome
You can say thank you. If you’re from the Midwest, you’re all in. So, cool. I’m from Naperville 
You just got paid and learned
– networking via Trackbacks
– copy paste PayPal code to embed a button
– you just networked with the Third Institution of Silicon Valley, zzz LARRY CHIANG
– wordpress ‘visual’ versus “text”
– basic, basic coding 
– basic basic arbitrage
Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
Hello world VS. embed paypal button duck9.com/blog/uncategor…

This offer is for the first $250,000 or July 4, 2015. Whichever comes first. I reserve the right to retain my rights. This is purely for entertainment purposes only. What I mean is that I entertain myself. I solved financial literacy. I think I can get 16,611 people to learn how to code

Extra: signature business subroutine: #LTMVTA
Extra: “I want you to read a Mark Cuban blog post”
Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
I have taken advice bit.ly/mcuban710
Broken it down bit.ly/mcuban710c

The gen pop is out there for 140char sound bytes

[extra] Read http://bit.ly/mcuban710a

Coding helps engineers build businesses
Later, you can cross the chasm…
CEO of Duck9
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Author, NY Times Bestseller
#whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool
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“Hello world in ham radio code”. I launched the book on a fashion show runway
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“What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School about EUTWMPPM @SXSW” came out 11-11-14. Arbitrage the book via a signature business subroutine: #EUTWMPPM
Extra: it’d be great if you allocated $3.99 of your $15.05 score in buying my mentor’s, Mark McCormack’s, book: What They Don’t Teach You at Harvard Business School 
This 9 year old! He locked in a verbal deal. 
{This blog post is my verbal deal written out for you}

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BaZillionDollarClub TV Show at Bellagio July 21-22, 2015

May 27, 2015

By Larry Chiang Distribution.  BaZillionDollarClub (@bazilliondc) 2/18/15, 3:38 PM HELLO WORLD from the biggest dorks in Silicon Valley. cc @davemcclure @brady #bzdc pic.twitter.com/bFWYUdEmNu And a distribution expert came… brady forrest (@brady) 5/27/15, 3:21 PM .@MichellePhan came by @highway1io for @bazilliondc with @davemcclure & @christine_tsai pic.twitter.com/Ndsa2BM7xs BaZillionDollarClub (@bazilliondc) 5/27/15, 3:17 PM special guest #BZDC shoot today @highway1io — @MichellePhan founder @ipsy, YouTube superstar, social media savant. pic.twitter.com/iy8wdy410C Las Vegas dates  Photo credit Larry […]

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Michael Arrington’s 10-year

May 27, 2015

SAN FRANCISCO, Calif.  By Larry Chiang There is a party next Saturday!! Michael Arrington (@arrington) 5/27/15, 2:51 PM Come To The TechCrunch 10-Year Birthday Meetup on.tcrn.ch/l/kCiS via @TechCrunch Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 5/27/15, 6:28 PM 12-3pm party. #06June15@TechCrunch party w/ @arrington techcrunch.com/events/10-year… 12-3pm party. #06June15

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Mary Meeker’s “Internet Trends” 2015

May 27, 2015

2015 Internet Trends — Kleiner Perkins Caufield Byers

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From Zero Users to Over a Million API Calls a Day

May 27, 2015

By Larry Chiang Not only do I read Women2.0, I also write there. I did a stint during my “gender reversal entrepreneurship exercises”. Like Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp and David Faustino.  Here what I read Women 2.0 (@women2) 5/21/15, 6:10 AM From zero users to over a million API calls a day… @Catheryne_N explains how @BlockCypher did it bit.ly/1HkQqj6 @Medium To quote Catheryne: […]

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Meet Growth Hacker, Brianna of YC’s Tilt

May 27, 2015

By Larry Chiang Lol Brianna used a franchise hit, ‘Mr Marina’ to win Woman of the Year. So when it comes to growth, YC’s “Tilt” knows: Brianna knows Growth Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 5/27/15, 9:15 AM YC’s (crowd)@tilt has a great #GrowthHacker (@briannabear) Growth methods: duck9.com/blog/uncategor… Disclosure: Brianna studied under Julia and Kevin Hartz as an […]

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Early Adopt My YouTube, You Must

May 27, 2015

By Larry Chiang I have resorted to speaking like Yoda to get you to swallow something. Ingest, engulf and put inside of you a piece of wisdom my mentor gave me; Cross the Chasm from higher ground so you don’t need chasm “escape velocity“.  Were you crying when you watched Episode III for the 11th […]

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1 YC Casualty is Tragic. 100 is a Statistic.

May 26, 2015

By Larry Chiang Being well networked, I know a lot of people. A lot of people know me. So what.  Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 2/21/15, 9:57 AM One startup casualty is tragic. A hundred is a statistic. #vcSecrets So, what’s important is not that /1/ I’m popular. /2/ I’m smart. /3/ It’s not important that I am […]

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Dan Ha, Ooshma Garg, Ricky Yean and Greg Gretsch Star In Entrepreneurship Panel That Got Me Fired!

May 26, 2015

By Larry Chiang I love politics.  Am fascinated when talented people work with talented people. Don’t hurl, but I’m talented. Like übermensch talented. I used to be young and talented. So, I took on a political mentor. That mentor would come in handy because I got fired by producing something for undergrad entrepreneurship for females. […]

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The Incubation

May 26, 2015

By Larry Chiang Incubate your mind with a mentor: Incubate an incubator: Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 5/26/15, 8:04 AM Incubating, germinating and developing the StartX. andrewbellay.com/incubating-the… Incubate a Stanford incubator  Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 5/26/15, 8:01 AM ‘Incubating the Stanford Incubator’ by installing an undergrad to speak did not endear me w/admins :-)) m.youtube.com/watch?v=vRbPM4… Get some startup money […]

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