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I'll shoot you w/a nerf gun if you don't manage your credit.

11:11 is my goal of getting duck9 consumers lots of 1s.

24 1's in a row equals a 750 FICO.

A "one" is an on-time payment in credit reporting code.

A '9'=charged off bad-debt. You wanna duck 9s.

Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge (Duck 9's on your credit report. 9's are charge-offs)

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How Do You Wipe Out Wealth

by Larry Chiang on March 20, 2019

By Larry Chiang
Money. Money has a compression algorithm that’s complicated. Wealth can get wiped out when the government starts printing a lot of money. 

Crypto Millionaire App (@eagletwitt3r)
⁦‪@NickSzabo4‬⁩ #Socialism in #Venezuela has been super efficient at destroying wealth. As usual, the most vulnerable: elderly pensioners, teachers, children have been hit the hardest. Think your fiat currency of choice is safe and you will retire comfortably with your savings? Think again…

Treasure. How are you storing treasure 


#ch2: When everyone is a millionaire, no one is rich except for the person running the socialist system who’s a billionaire in {semi} hard (fiat)currency 

Nick Szabo 🔑 (@NickSzabo4)
The Cantillon effect: “the first ones to receive the newly created money see their incomes rise, whereas the last ones to receive the newly created money see their purchasing power decline as consumer price inflation comes about.”



What’s Real

March 16, 2019

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 3/16/19, 9:39 AM Totally real. What’s great about being a shih tzu with a really fluffy butt, is that we don’t get stopped ten times a second [literally 10x/sec] by betas asking, “Hey Larry. Did you get height augmentation or is all your money just from (faux institutional) venture capital?” I […]

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Mark Bergen and Larry Chiang on Board of Directorships

March 13, 2019

By Larry Chiang Corporate boards! Those rules can screw us engineers who are founders if we are not comprehending of the rules  Mark Bergen (@mhbergen) 3/13/19, 8:54 AM Do you like stories about corporate governance at large tech companies and/or Google kremlinology? Well boy do we have a story for you. Reading the “source code” […]

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Who Blogs During SxSw? Larry Chiang Does

March 8, 2019

Austin TEXAS By Larry Chiang The negative effects of smartphones has never been more clear. The power of the cellphone is actually draining attention from the serendipity THAT IS LITERALLY all around us.  About last night… At the Bryan Menell Austin Tech Happy Hour Mixer, I met up with Mike Cronin and Whurley  Bryan Menell, […]

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I Wonder If Amex Will Approve Me for the Bonvoy App American Express Card

March 5, 2019

By Larry Chiang Trolls have called me a connector. A connector is a person who hosts and connects people. As if connecting is a bad thing! Well, I also connect computer money protocols. Yes, USA currency has a protocol where based on the fico algorithm, we set how much money you’re figuratively worth. Pun, intended.  […]

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Vika at Stanford Cal Alumni Mixer Asked Me a Credit Score Question at 111 Minna

February 22, 2019

PALO ALTO, Calif.  By Larry Chiang Adversarial Cal alums are a form of energy. Let us use that energy for positivity and go from a FICO of zero to a credit score of 810+ Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 12/13/18, 11:30 AM Vika asked me a bunch of credit score questions. For example, “If your credit line […]

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The Practice Of Entrepreneurship

February 8, 2019

By Larry Chiang My yoga mentor Giselle says to us, “Yoga isn’t a perfection it’s a practice” This concept of practice applies to entrepreneurs and pre-entrepreneurs.  – Doing basic distribution work.  For example, can you sign up one or two people per hour for some service or app.  – Doing Things that don’t scale.  For […]

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Jai’me Jan and an External API for Golden Globes

January 7, 2019

By Larry Chiang API is application protocol interface. In this case, the app is GG (golden globes).  Jai’me Jan (@jaimelondonboy) 1/6/19, 5:42 PM At this stage the FIJI water woman might actually be more famous than the Hollywood stars for being seriously camera thirsty! I love her. 😂😂😂 #GoldenGlobes #RedCarpet ⁦‪@FIJIWater‬⁩ A Fuji Water […]

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How Did I Start

November 30, 2018

By Larry Chiang Talking about starting up a FICO score gets dull AF 😬 So, I’ll talk about sexier fun stuff: A Christmas party and a hot model I hire two photographers to walk around with me.  This hack is how I became stratospheric in the New York Fashion Week universe. You do not get […]

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German Accelerator Demo Day December 13 Palo Alto

November 21, 2018

By @6502838008 To: “” <>Subject: Invitation to German Accelerator Demo Day ‘Captivate’ Dear Larry, We would like to invite you to join the next German Accelerator Demo Day ‘Captivate’. Our pitching and networking event features the current cohort that graduated from German Accelerator’s recent three-month program. Watch pitches and connect with our community over food and drinks. […]

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