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Make Money As a Student to Impress Me and Mark Cuban

by Larry Chiang on October 25, 2014

By Larry Chiang
Making money takes practice. 
In the same way that Derek Jeter, Larry Chiang and Lisa Falzone didn’t start in the pros, you as a student should start. Start in the minor leagues of money and do a baby business eventually.
Right now start “Making Money as a Student” (as per Mark Cuban via his weblog Blog Maverick)
Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
the intended lesson is to get you a profit from your first sale and practice arbitrage, selling and sales 
bit.ly/mcuban710

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If selling shoelaces as a CS major is too intimidating because you will be out in public (embed the Mark Cuban Indiana video), then stay behind the computer screen and sell Braun power cords

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
1/ look for Braun power cords that look like this on eBay bit.ly/mcuban710b pic.twitter.com/9Ik7S35V5b


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Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
2/ THEN properly and completely list their part alias description on eBay
bit.ly/mcuban710b pic.twitter.com/EUqKGOizLW


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bit.ly/mcuban710b

3/ add 8 pictures of Braun power cord Re alias description pic.twitter.com/COn0oxVSq9


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4: list the Braun power cord for more than you paid for it or $60. Whichever is greater.
bit.ly/mcuban710b pic.twitter.com/rf7v9SjGyZ


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5/ common mistake is to juxtapose the 2-pin Braun power cord for “the clip” Braun power cord bit.ly/mcuban710b pic.twitter.com/WAxb2mfqOK


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6/ copy paste onto eBay the entire listing below the word ‘Bixby’ Subj: Braun power cord part alias description.wordpress.com/2013/10/22/pow…


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7/ obvi set up a PayPal and link a real bank account in the United States.


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8/ the purpose is to get you to realize old people are irrational, rich, retarded, lazy and loyal to their Braun 7526, 8975 #eubm #Me


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9/ the intended lesson is to get you a profit from your first sale and practice arbitrage, selling and sales @mcuban 
bit.ly/mcuban710


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I’ve unknowingly had an #ExternalAPI for Mark Cuban. He blogs, I regurgitate. I funnel my best founders to him #mCuban711


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Larry Chiang’s “SELFIE, No-Self” Parallels ‘Non-Employee Co-Founder’

October 25, 2014

By Larry Chiang Selfie, no self.  It’s where I take a selfie. But I’m not in it. For example, Staci, Naveril, and (me) Female founders and co-founders, unite under #LarryChiang Who fundraised for LLS?! And was solo founder?! We should take selfie no self to SXSW! So, Selfie, no-self parallels “non-employee co-founder”. Similar to how […]

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Selfie, no self. The execution is simple. Bit it’s easier not to execute #AmazonCritics

October 24, 2014
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What is Computer Science 183 X (CS183X)

October 24, 2014

By Larry Chiang If you’re from a tier two CS school like U of I, you probably get MBAs asking you to be their biatch. It’s aka unpaid-in-cash intern w/1/4 of 1% stock tiered over 4 years. Me and the Palo Alto’s Community’s College ain’t down with working for less than $12.5k/month, a tesla and […]

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Paris Hilton, Silicon Valley, and FICO

October 23, 2014

By Larry Chiang Paris Hilton! Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 10/23/14, 7:31 AM Hahaa, me and Paris Hilton are a “thing” #Quora quora.com/Is-Larry-Chian… RT @niche: @LarryChiang Maybe I should spend some time over on Quora. Paris Hilton DJs well and her innovations are examples of “Crossing the Chasm from the Right” #CTCFTR. The idea is to leverage […]

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DO ASIANS do things that don’t scale (but have momentum)

October 21, 2014

By Larry Chiang In the old days, we Asians could pick if we wanted to be good at math or chem. Now, we gotta play a sport and learn how to sell. It’s tough being an Asian founder at a Top 1B college like Stanford University, because we have to: – Ace the SATs – […]

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Skills Gap and What They DO Teach at Stanford University’s Computer Science Program

October 21, 2014

By Larry Chiang  Stanley Tang is a CS major.  He also is terrific in sales and selling skills.  Sequoia thought highly of this to fund Door Dash for $15,000,000.  Do you think engineers should be allowed to have selling skills? Are you from po-dunk Timbucktoo and believe that comp sci kids are to be hired […]

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BASES Startup Career Fair #15Jan15 January 15, 2015

October 20, 2014

By Larry Chiang As EIR emeritus at age 32, it means I was fired. Maybe I shouldn’t have abdicated my lecture to an athlete-student (http://bit.ly/LFalzone710 As a scandalous Buck Cardinal club member who’s never broken a rule or profited one, dime… I am administering an AP (Accelerated Placement) test for startup-entrepreneurship to build awareness for […]

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The Money Equation

October 20, 2014

By Larry Chiang  I’m fascinated that money is so on people’s mind, but never addressed head on.  Money as a topic fascinates. I engineer and hack money to be “Treasure Management”. I curated 15 books under the hashtag “#Ch2″. I wanted to call this post “Duck, Duck, Duck9’s” A 9 is a super special form […]

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UnOfficial SXSW Preview, January 2015 in Silicon Valley

October 17, 2014

Larry Chiang’s stared down at Fair Isaac’s FICO lies about the average credit score being 723 and helped consumers get a FICO, up over 702. He studied entrepreneurship at Stanford University while supporting student athletes as a “Buck Cardinal Club” member. After Larry’s Harvard Law School keynote, Harvard Business wrote: “What They Don’t Teach You […]

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