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By Larry Chiang
It’s me, the supermodel from those Westin hotel ads you’ve seen. You know. Your friends know. I love yoga, puppies, sushi, CS, west Van, and the Uber yummy japadog. [ If you read and execute the below blog post… I’ll eat your rice at AYCE (all you can eat sushi). #TextMe*
What you, can do for me?
Help me. HELP YOU.
HELP me help your CS career by promoting an app banned in Vancouver. It’ll be sexy and dangerous like Brian Wong.
Ok, that was weird but I had to work in the fact that he’s a CS major kicking revenue butt here. But he learned distribution and sales basics while he was in Vancouver. (He was biz Dev at Digg)
Help your CS  undergrad career with this fact and existing problem.

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
You’ve Uber in Vancouver, @shanegibson !?



Shane Gibson (@shanegibson)
@LarryChiang nope. Corrupt government + taxi cartel = no @Uber in #Vancouver

Uber wants a groundswell (double entendre with Charlene’s book of the same title intended!). Uber wants a groundswell of support. 

Shane will vouch for me. I sound incredibly douchie. But I am.
Spend 7 hours with me, via the web, my videos, texting me, googling my CS videos. This is a pop up internship (Google ‘#puInternship1u’) that allows you to practice distribution. And be slightly naughty. But in an encapsulated and safe way. Be naughty and be safe!
Wrack up a pop up internship “Win”. The following will be incredibly American:
Use the uber pop up internship ‘#puInternship1u’ to 
– reward people in Vancouver who already have the app but can’t use it here in Vancouver.  
– mimic #DeBlasioUber (it shoots off an email to the mayor)
– use the Uber app to host an ice cream social at the Pan Pacific. Or the Fairmont. If you host it at the Westin Hotel, I’ll text Travis to pay for the party
– I’ll text Gillian who covers tech in the Vancouver Sun to attend. 
*Note: I’ve an Asian girlfriend because I have the yellow fever and I am marrying my second wife, first. Yes, I’m marrying Asian. Yes, my smart VC friends married their second wife first. Asian. 
Let me repeat: this pop up internship is 7 hours where you just org a party and have me or Uber pay. If Travis won’t transfer expense money to your TD Canada Trust account, I will cover your cupcake party expenses. 
I might sound like I’m joking. But, I’m serious. Just ask around
This guy looks like Lars Leckie from C100. But he’s actually Paul Graham.

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
I just gave myself goosebumps with that last at-reply tweet to @shanegibson @Uber
Holy west Van, I’m talented. #CSmajorCRO

Or spend the 7 hours using the Uber app to deliver rescued puppies
You’re a CS major. You can roar. You can save puppies from imminent death at shelters. Code.

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
Uber App Uber Cab Ice Cream Social…

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Thank you for reading all the way to the bottom. If you are Canadian at a university you are going to need an American credit report and credit score. Normally, this costs Canadians $600. But I’ll do your American FICO score for you for free. Text or email me
Sorry I started with the supermodel routine. I needed your attention. That was my face. This is my brain:


Uber App Uber Cab Ice Cream Social

July 29, 2015

By Larry Chiang Ice. Cream. Social.  If you’re a CS major, CRO wanna be. Augment and promote the existing app: Uber. Be an unofficial ambassador and promote ice cream.  (The use of ice cream is similar in business protocol as giving away cupcakes to sign up users. Expect copy paste-replace cupcake with “ice cream” Outside […]

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“2, 10, net 30″ TRANSLATED

July 29, 2015

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 7/20/15, 8:28 AM When 3 co founders pitch their #LeadGen deal to VCs, @StartupLJackson, They are saying: I can’t borrow 9$ per $100 coming in 2, 10 net30 Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 7/20/15, 8:30 AM “2, 10, net30″ TRANSLATED is2% discount if you pay inside of 10 days0% discount at 30 days This […]

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What Microsoft Is This the Altair Basic of (Redux)

July 28, 2015

by Larry Chiang (no rights reserved, no copyright, no attribution or link back requested One essay takes you from Silicon Valley outsider to Bay Area insider. This essay. This one essay gets you deeper into YC and deeper than deep into Stanford University knowledge. This essay is the sequel to Paul Graham’s three quarters baked, […]

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July 28, 2015

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 7/28/15, 9:08 AM I slept at an SPG using points. And turned this VIP lounge by @ATXBlackChamber into a #PopUpVideoStudio… –@6502838008 Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 7/28/15, 9:38 AM LarryChiang @duck9 dot comLarry @LarryChiang dot com–@6502838008… Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 7/28/15, 9:05 AM A week ago I offered to connect. Zero takers so far. Answer the questions #SharkTank asked of me— @LarryChiang Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) […]

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The Waze Cupcake was #LarryChiang

July 28, 2015

By Larry Chiang I wanna be a cupcake. Looking at those cute baked goods gets me jealous. I’m jealous of their distribution. So. So, I did something about it Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 7/28/15, 10:14 AM The “cupcakes” Waze #growthhacker‘d were: Freedom Toast, branded keychains, suction cup, a shirtless supermodel Download the Twitter app so […]

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What is ENGR 145x?

July 28, 2015

By Larry Chiang Engineering 145x is the culmination of 7 hashtags: #ENGR145 #CS183 #CS183b #stramgt353 #chemENG297 #NVC11 #CS183Do #CS183s #CS183x #ENGR145s #ENGR145x is one graph only.   The above graph asks, “What Microsoft is this the ‘Altair Basic’ of?” The penis portion of that graph points to “The Chasm” (and of course the #FifthEpiphany) I […]

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The Innovation of “Crossing the Chasm from the Right” #CTCFTR

July 27, 2015

By Larry Chiang This is the state of The Chasm In 1776, dodging bullets and hiding behind a tree was considered a military faux pax Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 7/27/15, 12:58 PM pre 1776, troops would line up in open fields and just shoot at each other. Hiding behind a tree was considered “innovation” #SealTeam9 PG […]

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How to Close a Deal Tweetstorm with Videos #15 – Video Number 19 of 19

July 27, 2015

Larry Chiang motivationally listens as he sits First Chair Entrepreneurship. He regurgitated, cited and sourced his mentor, Mark McCormack, so well that he keynoted at Harvard Law School. In Harvard Business School’s Harbus, Paul Thompson wrote: “What They Don’t Teach You at Stanford Business School“. Now, he writes at Harbus himself and activates knowledge for […]

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“45,000,000 have watched my videos” #ExpertsAcademy

July 27, 2015

Larry, Did you know that over 25,000,000 people see my posts online every week? And over 45,000,000 have watched my videos in the last year (and that’s just the ones I know of)!  Trust me when I say that completely blows my mind. And believe me, it wasn’t always like this. I remember when I had […]

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