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11:11 is my goal of getting duck9 consumers lots of 1s.

24 1's in a row equals a 750 FICO.

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Larry Chiang, Hot Guy

by Larry Chiang on April 28, 2015

By Larry Chiang
Normally I blog as “CEO of Duck9″ or as Stanford University’s, “Founding Entrepreneur in Residence”. Me and my great brain might be on the short list for a Nobel Re my fantastic #CTCFTR body of work. 
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#CTCFTR: ‘Cross the Chasm From the Right’ means you DJ this bathing suit w/an API, sell-alter-promote an existing product, customize to a vertical & do a NYFW launch party. 
Anyway, this post isn’t about being CEO or EIR. I’m writing this as a hawt Silicon Valley guy. Supermodel. Hetero. Silicon Valley. Waist-deep in SF summer sun dresses. Going to great VC parties like Rothenberg Ventures:
Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
OH “What credit score is needed to date Larry Chiang, 11:11!?” 
Let’s break down why this question is so awesome.
/Testimonial 1/ the person asking the question obviously knows my hot buttons. Pun intended. She reads my feed so you know she knows how to read. Which is a plus. 
Radical Fact 2/ she slaps in “11:11″ as if she knows what she’s talking about. [11:11 is my algorithm that I bequeathed to the world. I had to cast aside almost 200 IQ pts and dumb all the way down to an IQ of 88 on my CrunchBase bio. Yup, I sell credit prep svcs to college coeds]
Larry CHIANG ANSWER: While I am neck deep in puddy that is on-deck, having a high FICO credit score cannot hurt your chances. The likelihood is LOW. What I am saying is that you have a better chance of being 
- the first ncaa female baseball pitcher to…
- toss a “no-no” at Stanford 
- while graduating co-term in CS with an econ major backdoor while 
- simultaneously backdoorUnicornIng a startup of FloMo (not at StartX ;-)
YOUR chances are low if you’re looking to date me
Your chances of getting a FICO over 790 are high if you text me
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Social security number transmission is counterintuitively more safe via USA postal service. Safety in solitude. 
CEO of duck9
Stanford University’s Founding EIR (Entrepreneur in Residence)
I did a stint inside my entrepreneurship practice called “gender reversal entrepreneurship exercises”. The result: 5 Women 2.0 blog posts that might win me an effen “Poets Surprise”
Say that 10 times fast ‘Poets Surprise’
I also immersed myself in the company of women. There are a bunch of “selfie, no-Self’s” inside my feed curated by #SelfieNoSelf (no TM)
They call these houses in America “sorority”
Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
I came up with #BCSEUTWMPPM bc sorority girls were in trouble with low credit card credit FICO scores (in bed) …tstanfordbusinessschool.wordpress.com/2014/10/17/the…

Have you seen “house bunny”. That movie is GOOD

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Larry Chiang iPhone 4.0 (the one with the Steve Jobs text message conversation)
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Rothenberg Ventures’ #SelfieNoSelf; picture 6 of 7; with me cropped out, Michelle B., Chelsea C, & Jessica L.
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Rothenberg Ventures’ #SelfieNoSelf picture 7 of 7
Emily L, Friend and Jane
Btw, I don’t meet with undergrads one-on-one. Been burned too many times on THAT maneuver. But if you bring your dad, as a coed, I-am-all-in
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Text. Me.

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Joshua Baer, Bob Metcalfe and Larry Chiang

April 27, 2015

By Larry Chiang Longhorn Startup Demo Day is Wednesday. Joshua Baer (@JoshuaBaer) 4/12/15, 4:53 PM .@LonghornStartup Demo Day on April 30 – @BobMetcalfe interviews @MichaelDell about the biggest startup in the world! baer.ly/18FNTcb Bob Metcalfe (@BobMetcalfe) 4/27/15, 1:08 PM .@UTAustin @CockrellSchool Student News, 4/27-5/3 including @LonghornStartup Demo Day on April 30th – bit.ly/1DQu8hO RSVP  Demo Day » Twitter #DemoDay Longhorn Startup […]

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Starpoints may be purchased for 3.5 cents per

April 27, 2015

By Larry Chiang American Express at New York Fashion Week (free Starwood Preferred Guest points) http://t.co/inxTmZAj Starwood Preferred Guest points may also be purchased for 3.5 cents per https://mobile.buy.points.com/spg/EN/mv.html?language=EN&product=BUY&EM=DM_TN23682_23682_SpringBuyStarpoints_Wave1_EN&SQAW=1VC&SWAQD=23682&deviceType=Phone Free points http://bit.ly/mmpqq710 3.5% is decent 10,000 points per night is needed for Westin Waikiki What A Supermodel Can Teach a Harvard MBA About Credit http://www.slideshare.net/larrychiang/what-a-super-model-can-teach-a-harvard-mba-about-credit

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Austin, Duck9 Event, June 23, 2015; 98 San Jacinto

April 27, 2015

TechCrunch’s editors are returning to Austin to host aMeetup + Pitch-off on June 23, and we’re inviting the Austin tech community to join the fun. If it’s anything like last year, we’ll see a full house of founders, investors and tech enthusiasts at The Palm Door on 6th in Austin. In addition to drinks and great networking, […]

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Student Athletes, See ENGR 145 as an Art Class

April 26, 2015

By Larry Chiang Technology. Entrepreneurship.  Two words that both intimidate!!! It’s like taking an intro-to -art class where the end product could be “Pieter Bruegel’s, ‘Tower of Babel’” (credit Paul Graham’s book cover “Hackers and Painters” Disclosure: Lisa Falzone took Stanford Engineering “MS&E” class resulting in a masterpiece but that’s a “purposeful accidental entrepreneur #purposefulAE” […]

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Base Camp for Your Moonshot

April 26, 2015

By Larry Chiang Moonshot= really big idea bordering on lunacy. Lunatic (noun) One who believes travel to the moon is possible.  Before Elon landed rockets vertically, he sold credit products.  Before Max founded GLOW, he sold credit products Before Peter co-founded Palantir, he got Luke to help him sell credit products Before Roelof invested in […]

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MBA Sings to Frosh CS Major

April 26, 2015

By Larry Chiang Annually, the gsb hosts a talent show. It’s hilarious & #hiLarryAss Elizabeth Tenety (@ETenety) 4/25/15, 9:48 AM Saw hilarious @StanfordBiz musical last night. Startup founder sings to frosh CS major: “Won’t you…CODE for me?” @samsmithworld @Stanford This is similar to “Whartonite Seeks Code Monkey” http://bit.ly/dweekly710

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Networking Via Reading, And Then Mind Melding

April 26, 2015

By Larry Chiang Networking helps. I mind-meld with Silicon Valley VIPs because I read a lot. For example, my “5th Epiphany” was based on five books’ sequel. I read five books before their corresponding authors networking parties. Also known as ‘book signings’. Then, I extrapolated all 5 authors seminal tomes into one-blog-post: The Fifth Epiphany.  […]

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Lets PLAN To Do Well at 2016’s SXSW Interactive

April 25, 2015

OAKLAND, Calif. By Larry Chiang Right now, it’s game 4 of NBA playoffs. Let’s plan to do well at SXSW!  http://www.harbus.org/2013/lets-do-well-at-sxsw-this-sxsw/ EUTWMPPM (Engineer Up a Tidal Wave of Momentum, Perpetual Promotion Machine) is #EUTWMPPM http://www.duck9.com/blog/entrepreneurship/eutwmppm-engineer-up-a-tidal-wave-of-momentum-perpetual-promotion-machine-is-eutwmppm/ Brady Forrest plans sxsw, annually CEO of Duck9 Stanford University’s Founding EIR (Entrepreneur in Residence) Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit […]

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