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Elon Musk on Twitter No Longer Interfering with Elections

by Larry Chiang on November 30, 2022

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Before Elon Musk’s Time at PayPal, We Used to Do This to Hide Code in Plain Sight

November 27, 2022

    Elon Musk ⁦‪@elonmusk‬⁩ ⁦‪@NASAEarthMars‬⁩ That is quite an interesting story. We sent what appeared to be identical emails to all, but each was actually coded with either one or two spaces between sentences, forming a binary signature that identified the leaker.   10/9/22, 8:30 AM     We sent what appeared to be […]

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Tweet by Marques Brownlee on Twitter’s YouTube & WeChat Functionality’s

November 26, 2022

    Marques Brownlee ⁦‪@MKBHD‬⁩ ⁦‪@MrBeast‬⁩ ⁦‪@elonmusk‬⁩ But I can also think of quite a few creators who’d be willing to try to help make it happen   11/21/22, 9:16 PM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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Tweet by Aaron Levie on alevie710

November 24, 2022

    Aaron Levie ⁦‪@levie‬⁩ The reason why clockspeed matters so much in a company is the compounding value of the thousands of small little decisions and incremental steps that turn into the ultimate value customers see. The small things going quickly end up being much more important than you realize.   11/23/22, 8:13 PM […]

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Steve Barbour on Twitter

November 24, 2022

    Steve Barbour ⁦‪@SGBarbour‬⁩ I believe that using bitcoin is equivalent to what Rand meant by the productive class going on strike against the non-productive class.   11/23/22, 3:07 PM     I believe that using bitcoin is equivalent to what Rand meant by the productive class going on strike against the non-productive class […]

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MaX KEISER on Sam Bankman Fried You didn’t lose money at FTX, you heroically donated money to Ukraine, re-election campaigns and media bribes.

November 24, 2022

    M🌋X KEISER tweet poet & award winning journalist ⁦‪@maxkeiser‬⁩ You didn’t lose money at FTX, you heroically donated money to Ukraine, re-election campaigns and media bribes. pic.twitter.com/ZzUAooI4LJ   11/24/22, 5:52 AM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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Repurposed and Paster Copied Tweet from “Why Bitcoin Only”

November 23, 2022

By Larry Chiang  Anyone still saying “crypto”, “ethereum” and “decentralization” in the same sentences are either unregistered security salesmen or jacked to the tits in no man’s lands called the *Dunning-Kruger Effect* zone So, I will not stop yelling it from the mountaintops: #Bitcoin only bitchezz  Three laws of thermoDee for me     Why […]

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1/28/2021 Tweet by The Gamestop And Now It’s 1122

November 21, 2022

    The Gamestop ECOSYSTEM ♻️🏴‍☠️ ⁦‪@GMEshortsqueeze‬⁩ $GME This graphic below is a summary of my original thesis LAST YEAR. I saw undervaluation & transformation opportunity in GME given my e-commerce & extreme customer focused experiences. Pt 1. pic.twitter.com/KABW1kTT1v   1/28/21, 3:37 PM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me […]

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FTX

November 15, 2022

    unusual_whales ⁦‪@unusual_whales‬⁩ The New York Times just put out a piece on Sam Bankman-Fried of FTX. The entire piece is 2218 words. There is no mention of: – FTX using customer funds– Alameda trading on tokens before listings– The fact that millions of traders were wiped out– Any form of possible fraud   […]

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Tweet by FRΛNCIS ☣️bullbitcoin.com on Twitter

November 11, 2022

    FRΛNCIS ☣️bullbitcoin.com ⁦‪@francispouliot_‬⁩ Where does the yield come from?   11/11/22, 7:13 AM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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