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Realized Gains, Unrealized Losses

by Larry Chiang on January 26, 2023

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Tweet by Mr. Tweet on Twitter

January 26, 2023

    Mr. Tweet ⁦‪@elonmusk‬⁩ Changed my name to Mr. Tweet, now Twitter won’t let me change it back 🤣   1/25/23, 4:11 PM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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market makers flushed $2 billion worth of orders

January 26, 2023

    Spence ☕️ ⁦‪@tspencer322‬⁩ ⁦‪@LarryChiang‬⁩ ⁦‪@CreditSuisse‬⁩ ⁦‪@GameStop‬⁩ Dude. It’s disgusting.. They flushed $2bln worth of orders   1/25/23, 8:31 PM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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You’ll Own Nothingand be happy. You’ll live with your parents and be happy

January 25, 2023

    Michael Green ⁦‪@profplum99‬⁩ You’ll live with your parents and be happy   1/25/23, 4:28 PM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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12/2/21 ~> 1/25/23 Game Stop

January 25, 2023

    ₿en 🦍🖍️ ⁦‪@benwehrman‬⁩ LADIES AND GENTLE APES, 5 months, dozens of all-nighters, and countless friends contributing their amazing posts later, I am stoked to finally present to you… ✍️📖 GAMESTOP: THE COMPLETE GUIDEBOOK FOR SMOOTHBRAINS 📖✍️ benwehrman.com/gamestop-gme-g…   12/2/21, 2:17 PM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me […]

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6.15 Ways to Benefit From The 6.15 Meme

January 25, 2023

By Larry Chiang “6.15 Ways to Benefit From the 6.15 Bitcoin Meme” 6.15 bitcoin on 5-9-22 is $199,875.  Memes are just compression algorithms for complex meaning. If there were a secret handshake amongst Austin Bitcoin society, it’s this 6.15 snippet explained.  -1- The Mathematical Math of Having One Whole Mother Fuckin’ Bitcoin    “Full coiner” […]

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4 Tweets by Genevieve Roch-Decter, Ross Gerber, Ben Wehrman and Larry Chiang that Pattern Recognize Shortseller Enrichment Commission’s (SEC’s) Support of Ken Griffin’s Record $23b Year at Citadel

January 24, 2023

    Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA ⁦‪@GRDecter‬⁩ Ken Griffin’s Citadel had profits of $16 Billion last year the most profitable year for a hedge fund manager in history. Something looks strange. How were they able to return multiples of every other funds last year?    1/23/23, 10:16 AM     securities sold but not yet purchased […]

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Canada

January 23, 2023

By Larry Chiang  Tweet by FRΛNCIS ☣️bullbitcoin.com on Twitter     FRΛNCIS ☣️bullbitcoin.com ⁦‪@francispouliot_‬⁩ ⁦‪@PlateLicker_21m‬⁩ “Its the price to pay to stop the weather. I’m at peace with it.” – generation cucked   1/23/23, 6:36 AM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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Roger James Hamilton versus Naked Shorting

January 23, 2023

By Larry Chiang  Deeply Understanding Capital Knowledge 9     Roger James Hamilton ⁦‪@rogerhamilton‬⁩ Strategy #1 vs #NakedShorts = Have a healthy, growing company. $GNS 2023 Guidance out today. Our growth rate is 2x Edtech industry average. We’re one of the few public Edtech companies forecasting 30%+ growth rate together with positive EBITDA. #NakedShortWar #WeWillWin […]

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No. Bitcoin doesn’t have value because work goes into it. Work goes into it because it has value.

January 23, 2023

    Saifedean Ammous ⁦‪@saifedean‬⁩ ⁦‪@BitcoinFit1‬⁩ ⁦‪@TheGuySwann‬⁩ No. Bitcoin doesn’t have value because work goes into it. Work goes into it because it has value.   1/21/23, 1:16 PM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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