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The 99% Discount

by Larry Chiang on June 30, 2022

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The State of Celsius

June 30, 2022

    db ⁦‪@tier10k‬⁩ [DB] FTX walked away from a deal with Celsius after seeing state of its finances: The Block   6/30/22, 8:07 AM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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3 Laws of Thermodynamics

June 29, 2022

    Cassandra B.C. ⁦‪@michaeljburry‬⁩ If you want to think intelligently on energy, this BP Statistical Review is a good resource. As it turns out, China knows what’s up. “In contrast, nuclear generation increased by 4.2% – the strongest increase since 2004 – led by China.” bp.com/en/global/corp…   6/28/22, 6:44 PM     WordPress’d from […]

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NSCC-2022-009

June 28, 2022

    Trade Lord \ ⁦‪@Charlie1337420‬⁩ BREAKING: NSCC-2022-009 | The Volatility Charge youtu.be/4GERvX7EzZI The volatility component of the required fund deposit for NSCC Members is the largest portion of the fund. The Clearing Fund deposit = all members Required Fund deposits. RISK MITIGATION – HURRICANE!   6/28/22, 3:24 PM     WordPress’d from my personal […]

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2 Tweets by U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission on Twitter 2009 and Today June 28, 2022

June 28, 2022

12/17/2009     U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission ⁦‪@SECGov‬⁩ SEC Charges Ernst & Young and Six Partners for Roles in Accounting Violations at Bally Total Fitness – bit.ly/4zDU0w   12/17/09, 4:40 PM     6/28/2022 WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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3 Tweets by Cassandra B.C. on Twitter All Soon To Be Deleted

June 27, 2022

    Cassandra B.C. ⁦‪@michaeljburry‬⁩ January 1973. President Johnson died, Foreman beat Frazier, and Roe vs Wade. The Dow Jones hit its highs for the 1966-1982 period, as cyclical inflation reduced the spending power of the dollar to just 35 cents. There was never a deflation to reverse that. Now 10 cents. pic.twitter.com/bjNuBHoEVV   6/27/22, […]

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Been Living Rent Free In Stanford and YC’s Head For a Decade Plus

June 24, 2022

    Larry Chiang humbled to own 100% Larry Chiang Inc ⁦‪@LarryChiang‬⁩ >> I’m just the 3rd institution of #SiliconValley I don’t own stock in YC or Stanford ❤️ this game on hard mode IRS workers talking smack as 3-year DVH fans from the Nebraska error Err era pic.twitter.com/HbE2zT6WdC   6/19/22, 7:31 AM     […]

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Celsius isn’t a Short Squeeze

June 24, 2022

    Joe Consorti ⚡ ⁦‪@JoeConsorti‬⁩ Your “community” took your bags and lent them out to risky counterparties and vaporized your wealth. So… you’re giving them more money? Kool-aid = down the hatch. pic.twitter.com/Z6j97sCnKm   6/24/22, 9:49 AM     WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me on https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0

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Tweet by Larry Cheng on Risk Mitigation Risk Minimization and Counterintuitive Risk Elimination

June 24, 2022

    Larry Cheng ⁦‪@larryvc‬⁩ Observation: Risk averse people often underestimate how much risk can be created by sequential risk averse decisions while risk seeking people often overestimate the potential gain of sequential risk seeking decisions.   6/23/22, 10:28 PM     Selfie No Self WordPress’d from my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008, number that Steve Jobs texted me […]

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Tweet by Dan Cevette on Chapter 11

June 24, 2022

    Dan Cevette ⁦‪@DanCevette‬⁩ If the greatest hitters in our lifetime, at the highest level of the game, on average fail 65-70% of the time… …then why are you so upset going 1-3? Baseball and Failure go hand in hand.. Whoever can handle it the best will separate themselves for the better 💯✊️   […]

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