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Getting Your ROI From Your Guardsmen Bachelor Auction Purchase

by Larry Chiang on June 15, 2012

Think of this as an iPhone app for getting your Cosmo induced purchase to pan out financially.

By Larry Chiang

Good morning. I know what you did last night on June 21. (I was there)

Well, young lass… I know what you are thinking. I just bought a man for X thousands of dollars… Will I get my Return on Investment?!



That is my telephone number and it is free with your purchase. You see, I am EIR at a school that I could not even hope get into (MIT). In all fairness, I could have gotten in to MIT IF they had a baseball team. Anyway, I am EIR at a school that is basically out of my league. I am going to do more for entrepreneurship education using three parties than people who don’t party.

I got that prestigious title by being the return on investment on an entire year’s tuition.

Here is the preso that got that done.

I also made 33 Pieces of French Toast in a $$$ suit

This year I am hosting three conferences at MIT

Ok, back to you the winner bidder. I will grant you twenty really good minutes in NYC with me between the dates of Sept 6 – 23. It is at a thing I do in NY. 20 really, really really good minutes

CEO of Duck9 Stanford University EIR (Entrepreneur in Residence)

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