By Larry Chiang
Sex.
There is nothing worse at a tech conference than dudes trying to get their bang on. Mary’s BFF on a Popsicle Stick! [Christ], do not bang at a tech conference.
Two Ladders Dating Theory. The 2-ladders dating theory is part of Thought Leadership @PUA Academy. Pick Up Artist academy explains, explores and countermeasures the fact that women have two ladders.
– a friends’ ladder
– a romantic relations ladder.
PUA makes all these machinations, protocols, recipes, ideas, tips, and strategies for men to move from the friends ladder to a woman’s sex ladder. Because majority of men tend to wanna bang everything. Let us not be cliches… Let us as men develop a friend ladder. Let us as men increase our EQ (emotional quotient)
Thus, Two Ladders Dating Theory. Why men who only have one ladder are screwed! When you wanna bang everything you are like 3 Silicon Valley VCs who partially admitted X. Limited Partner, LPs, investors with money cry when the wagon wheels fall off a VC firm. So for TVPI’s sake (total value: Paid In), get a second ladder using these Top 12 Tactics They Actually Do Address at Stanford Business (management of staff, risk mitigation via potential sex harassment, management of Asian execs behaving poorly, managements risk mitigation for think tank retreats)
Why men who only have one ladder are screwed #1 of 12. And how to solve one of 12/
Aggressively chasing tail 24, 7, 365 is exhausting.
If you want more power, money and sex, you’re gonna have to learn to live with less of all three.
Some puddy you must place in cold storage. Blockchain analogies work here because the second ladder moist never be crossed.
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Why men who only have one ladder are screwed #2 of 12. And how to solve TWO of 12/
Stock. It doesn’t get sold. It gets bought.
Why men who only have one ladder are screwed #3 of 12. And how to solve THREE of 12/
Opportunity cost of strange puddy is staggeringly high
Why men who only have one ladder are screwed #4 of 12. And how to solve FOUR of 12/
Alienating men is extremely possible when crushing vaJayJay.
Why men who only have one ladder are screwed #5 of 12. And how to solve FIVE of 12/
Failure to realize Bang Less, Get Ahead
LADDER one IS ACTUALLY A SPRINGBOARD for ladder 2.
Young bull (male cow): I wanna run down the hill and bang that heifer
Young bull #2 who’s being mentored by #LarryChiang: Let us be self funded millionaire CS majors and we can have all of them wanna bang US
Why men who only have one ladder are screwed #6 of 12. And how to solve SIX of 12/
Failure to have ladder discipline.
I CANNOT PROPERLY STRESS THE REASON FOR MY MASSIVE SUCCESS IN SILICON VALLEY WITH A SUB 90 IQ (appx 88 points) IS BECAUSE I HAVE LADDER DISCIPLINE
Why men who only have one ladder are screwed #7 of 12. And how to solve SEVEN of 12/
Failure to ever build consortium.
Why men who only have one ladder are screwed #8 of 12. And how to solve EIGHT of 12/
Trying to THROW HAIL MARYs to close ass at closing time actually is like a mortgage you’re taking out at negative 20% down. Your puddy should be all protocol, #houseMoney.
Why men who only have one ladder are screwed #9 of 12. And how to solve NINE of 12/
DoucheTithe.
Look, being a woman sucks. As a man you should actually get a third ladder. Anonymously help women as a faux woman. I did a stint as a female entrepreneur and my goodness, the amount of bullcrap we faced was horrifying.
Why men who only have one ladder are screwed #10 of 12. And how to solve TEN of 12/
Forgiving the sins of your father.
If your dad was a cheating whore-of-man, your likelihood of being a douche are super high. You. Know.
So, forgive the fact that he lusted after strange puddy versus raising you to be a good and decent man. There is always time to do at least a crazy Ivan (google that Naval nuclear submarine maneuver. Because crazy Ivan meditates.
Why men who only have one ladder are screwed #11 of 12. And how to solve ELEVEN of 12/
Fail forward.
Why men who only have one ladder are screwed #12 of 12. And how to solve twelve of 12/
You’re hurting Larry Chiang’s ability to make money.
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Why men who only have one ladder are screwed #13 of 12. And how to solve THIRTEEN of 12/
Strategic Wife Management. If your wife is crazy (jealous), it’s because men are absolute pigs. Start building you 2nd Ladder Credit Score.
Ditto your fiancé or girlfriend.
So here’s an example conversation:
Fiancé tosses out crazy accusation…
You say: “Scoreboard!”
I am friends with the following 72 hot women. If I were to cheat on you with recent-person-who-liked-my-Instagram-post, I’d probably start by banging #52, #33, #19 or maybe even #34. I mean 34 is a first cousin BUT REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GOT JEALOUS AT THAT CHIANG FAMILY WEDDING ABOUT ME HUGGING MY HAWT GIRL COUSIN.
where are we eating. I’m starved.
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