USC Gould School of Law, Lets Go Watch Entourage and Execute #Turtle

By Larry Chiang

I went to USC to better market myself as an actor. And maybe write a script (so I can control a property and wedge myself as actor #11)

Unfortunately, I’ve zero acting skills. Think super model scenery with zero mastery of the Chubbock Method.

At USC, they begged me to produce. But I wanna be in front of the camera! The cameras were bright when I gave congressional testimony for credit– I’m a bit of a law geek. Anyway, all y’all at Gould are welcome to participate in any or all of the below six “after party statutes” 😉 SERIOUSLY!

Btw, my law mentor, YLS alum Mark McCormack founded a after party called the Senior Golf Tour. He kept all the equity as a solo founder and established the premise of a sequel franchise. He started IMG.

-ONE- Statute Número Uno

As a usc 3L, 2L or 1L, just come to the movie opening weekend wherever you are. Send me a snapshot of your movie stub for you and up to two friends who must be USC too.

Tweet “RSVP yes @larrychiang! #Turtle

-TWO- Statute Number Two

The hashtag isn’t #EntourageMovie, although you can certainly add that. The hashtag I, Larry Chiang am using is #Turtle

	Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang)
11/26/13, 1:55 PM Hashtag “Larry Chiang Entourage’s” hashtag is #Turtle (movie comes out July 2, 2014)

#LarryChiangEntourage is what it is but it’s too long. Yes, you’re joining my entourage to see Entourage.

Use the correct hashtag: “#Turtle”

-THREE- Statute Number 3

Sell Entourage theme inspired shirts where you

– keep 100% of the revenue

– plow all 100% of profits into funding other people to see the movie on opening weekend.

– disclose E.N.I.E.N.O. (every nickel in, every nickel out)

-FOUR- Statute Number Four

Learn at Gould to be lawyers. Remember, law school teaches people to be judges. This exercise is meant to teach you to be a lawyer.

“VICTORY!” Can’t be trademarked. Just like “Thor”

‘Victory!’, #LHIOB, “Lloyd!!!!!” and other t-shirts you silkscreen and sell are in the public domain.

-FIVE- Statute Number Five

There is an Entourage DVD Party I’m hosting at sxsw. There is no cost for attending but you must RSVP using a status update and bring a DVD box for admittance.

-SIX- Statute Number Six

MAYBE a Cease and Desist PDF LAUNCH PARTY

I am Larry Chiang

Attn: Entourage Fans at Gould

2021 Midwest Road/ THIRD FLOOR

Oak Brook IL 60521

(Oh! You might want to Instagram a pic of the Cease and Desist, cuz that is what I will do if you send one)

*Larry Chiang 100% Affiliate Program

**All t-shirt designs must be emailed, larry@duck9.com, so i can judge it’s legality (or find an L3 who spent at least two summer internships studying copyright and trademark. Ideally, interning under Carl Oppedahl!!

Deviating from the patterns I’ve outlined for you to practice entrepreneurship like Turtle with a HLS/SLS degree will have dire consequences. Just make sure you read this blog and abide by the spirit of this article

Have fun practicing

Oh. If you’re at Viterbi Garage or an engineer wanting to apply to Viterbi Startup Garage for Tech Founders, then definitely do this and here is my other cell: 1-650-283-8008 and email connected to my iPhone (9)

It’s an iPhone 9 because when Steve Jobs texts you, your iPhone 4 becomes an iPhone 9

If you’re an engineering student or ENGR145 potential or high school student admitted into ENGR145, I recommend you do this and sell 10 t-shirts. It’ll make you father who went to MIT scratch his head and make your Yale mother worry…, but remember – Remember, every startup is crashing an industry and disrupting. Those being disrupted make up INTERPRETATIONS TO LAWS AND RULES.

see this party! ENGR145: